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Savage Valkyries

F Diem, Carpe Coffee | Cat Hoodie

F Diem, Carpe Coffee | Cat Hoodie

Regular price $35.00 USD
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• 🎨 SIGNATURE DESIGN: Large front-print featuring our sassy dark grey calico cat with glowing green eyes, flipping off the sunrise while holding their essential morning brew
• 🌅 PREMIUM ARTWORK: Vibrant retro sunset design with orange and purple gradient sky, perfectly complementing our rebellious feline friend
• 👕 QUALITY COMFORT: Cozy cotton-poly blend hoodie with soft brushed interior, perfect for those chilly morning coffee runs
• 🎁 PERFECT GIFT: Ideal for coffee addicts, cat lovers, and anyone who needs their caffeine before human interaction
• 📏 UNISEX SIZING: Available in XS-3XL with a modern relaxed fit that's perfect for all body types

Wrap yourself in sarcastic comfort with our "Carpe Coffee" hoodie - because some days, it's not about seizing the day, it's about seizing the coffee. This premium pullover features our signature sassy cat design that perfectly captures that pre-coffee mood we all know too well.

Additional Features:
Double-lined hood for extra warmth
Kangaroo pocket for keeping hands warm (and hiding snacks)
Ribbed cuffs and waistband
Durable print that won't crack or fade
Machine washable

Perfect For:
✓ Early morning coffee runs
✓ Cozy work-from-home days
✓ Gift for coffee & cat enthusiasts
✓ Cat lovers with attitude
✓ Anyone who's not a morning person

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low
No bleach
Iron inside out if needed

Questions? Email: TheSavageValkyries@gmail.com

This item features artwork inspired by sarcasm and dark humor design traditions.
It is a decorative apparel item intended for personal style.

All items are made to order and printed in partnership with a U.S.-based production provider. Production typically takes 2–5 business days before shipping.

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4
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